You've come along way Black and Comely Lady!

She complained that there womanizing reputation is so bad they are known to have a saying " Woman want to be lied to!" My first experience with a Nigerian man was back in the late 90's. I remember I was window shopping on my lunch break from this little bullshit cashier job on Jamaica ave in Queens. I was looking for an outfit to wear for a party that night. I saw this nice two piece suit hanging on the wall but the whole outfit would cost me about $150 bucks, my whole check basically.
So I was standing there trying to decide if I should get the bottom and find a top at home to match, or get the top and find a bottom, when up comes this dark-skinned man, broad shoulders, nice teeth, thick accent and an arm full of clothes.
I looked at him and all the clothes in his hands and asked what he'd planned on doing with all those women's clothes. He said he was going to ship them to Nigeria to supply a store he had there. "That's nice!", I said and turned my head. "I see you really like that outfit, why don't u get it?",he said. I can't buy it!", I said. He says, "Well if u really want it, I'll buy it for u on one condition." Now my eye's are wide open in disbelief. "Yeah right, i said. "No joke I will get it for u, all u have to do is give me your phone number!" Shit that's it, I'm thinking in my head. So I gave him my number and yes he did buy the outfit. I had a stupid ass grin on my face for the rest of the day.
We arrange to meet the next evening after talking on the phone, he said he had a nice evening planned for us. He picked me up around 8 that evening, nice car, Accura legend was the shit back then. So we pull up to this building and I start looking around for a restaurant sign, some hint of cooking and people but there are none. I looked up and realized we were in back of a mother fuckin motel. So asked him what the fuck are we doing here, U think cause u bought me that cheap ass outfit that u gonna ride ass tonight? He looked at me with this 'I thought u knew' kind ah look.
I cussed his ass out from here to Africa and back and told him that his license plate number was copied so they would know were to find his ass if anything happened to me, I was lying but I couldn't think of anything else to say. He did take me home and I had to hear all about how much money he had and how he could get me diamonds and blah, blah, blah.
That was just one but the others played out a similar way. So right now I'd say the jury is still out on this, but Its not lookin to good for them.
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