My First Spa Day!(Not What I Expected)

Ok I will admit, this was my first spa expereince, and now I realize why. I am a germaphobe it seems and didn't even know it. The idea of a spa day is to relax, detox, get the stress out but I was totally grossed out by the enviroment.

Spa Treatments

I went to this spa in Beverly Hlls as a birthday treat(Figured I'd kick off my 39th year around the sun with something new), so what better way to do than a girly event like a spa.

The spa was this enormous, co-ed structure with hard wood floors, clay saunas, pink slat dry saunas, steam rooms, message rooms, it even had a play room for kids, wide screen T.V.'s and a lounge area where you could buy sushi, tea, juice, sandwiches etc..

Everything ran electronically: they gave you a watch to wear that could activate your locker and if you wanted food, all you had to do was swipe the watch and the items were billed to your credit card automatically.

I walked in to the ladies area and there were  women of all shapes and sized vaginas, all on display. Everybody was naked and sweating. I didn't realize how nappy my flower patch was until I saw the white and Korean women displaying their cookies for all girls to see.

The dry suana was hot as hell, I think it was about 150 degrees in there. My first thought was great! I can relax and sweat out some toxins, but I was a little queezy when I was then women get up from the bench and leave a wet spot where her crotch had been dripping for God knows how long! Eeewhew!

Lord help me! So I stood there running the number of how many other women put there hairy crotch in that exact same spot and I felt my mouth getting watery like I had to spit or through-up, which ever came first.

 But I proceeded to sit down anyway, after all, It was paid for already, so I couldn't back out now. After about 10 minutes of suffocating heat, I decided to give the heated hot tub thing a try. I dropped my robe like every body else and stepped into the pool. There was about 6 ladies already inside some trying to not to look at my tits, while I'm trying to to compare the shape of my ass to theirs.

After a few minutes I was thinking to myself, I hope nobody had a creepy critters in there vagina. I  knew the water was chlorinated, but I could help but imagine I was swallowing V juices from at least 6 other women, EEWHEW! Lord help me.

Well needless to say, I was not really relaxing Like I would have liked, everybody's sweat has me in a panic! It was awful ya'll. Everywhere I looked, deformities and sweat,(including my own) LMAO!
I think my next spa trip will have to be a more secluded place, like a just me type of set so I won't have to think about other women's yoni juices floating I'm my sauna water, YUK!